Recipe for Horror
2009-01-21 21:15:03

Open Curtain: 

A young man stands in front of a broken window. Outside we see what looks like a playground covered in snow. 

He has some yellow stuff on his mustache. This is his vomit. 

A door on opposite sides of the room opens. A woman enters. She has perfect skin, big wide eyes (the strawberry blonde I'de like to fuck). Her cute vintage dress brings color to the scene. She speaks;

"You need to eat something" 

He smiles and turns his neck to her. This same smile was what made her fall in love with him exactly two years back. Now it's a comedic display being he has no front teeth. 

Close Curtain. 

Second act follows. 

Background voice: TWO YEARS AGO

Open Curtain;

The agent for Mr. Burt Reynolds makes a reservation for eight at a water park in Death Valley national park. 

Boys on Wheels
2009-01-19 18:17:57

Hail the future of POP.